One of these days I’ll learn that I can get followers by actually posting things.
This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
If I wanted to be a smartass, I could say that technically all the prices are under “$20.00” You know, spatially…
Why do I always end up with merch of my least favorite character? We just don’t know. Erm, so anyway I’m giving away Banpresto DX Figure 3 Akemi Homura. This is 100% authentic. The box has been open in order to see that everything is in order & in good condition. The figure itself is still in the original inner packaging untouched.
- Deadline: June 8th
- US/UK/Canada gets free shipping. Undecided on other countries atm.
- YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FOLLOW ME. PLS.
- Likes & Reblogs both count. Just once is fine.
- Have your ask box open.
If you have any questions, just ask me. (´･ω･`)
This is how I teach myself Esperanto.
I feel like this picture would better portray my hipster-tude if it was an Instagram photo, but I don’t have an iPhone (too mainstream).
Jenni why are you so adorable?
